The Sims FreePlay Review – Pooping Was Never So Fun
Game Experience: Medium Game Value: High Quiche Says: Play but don’t Pay Here’s how I rate games. I hate going to the toilet. But I wouldn’t hate it as much if I was a Sim. A Sim gets experience points...
View ArticleInto The Dead, Amazon Fire TV Review – An FTP runner back from the dead
Game Experience: High Game Value: High Quiche Says: Into the wee hours of the night! Into the Dead was meant for Fire TV. The zombie free-to-play was incredibly annoying on mobile, but I couldn’t put...
View ArticleInfection (iOS) Review – Infectiously Addictive!
Game Experience: Low Game Value: Low Quiche says: I don’t know why I’m still playing this game but I am Here’s how I review my games. Infection on iOS is repetitive, morbid, insensitive, and mindless....
View ArticleStormfall: Rise of Balur Review — Stormfall wasn’t built in a day….
Game Experience: Medium Game Value: High Quiche’s Recommendation: Stormfall won’t be restored in a day – play but don’t pay Here are my Review Guidelines. Plarium’s Facebook game, Stormfall: Age of...
View ArticleWWE Immortals Review — Swipe your finger, not your credit card.
Game Experience: Medium Game Value: Medium Quiche’s Recommendation: Swipe your finger, not your credit card, to get The Rock Review Guidelines are here. WWE Immortals has The Rock. And Triple H. And...
View ArticleImmortal Odyssey Review — Year of the Goat, baahhh your way to a different game
1) Game Experience: Low 2) Game Value: Medium 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Year of the Goat, baahhh your way to a different game. I dig old Chinese historical and mythical literature. Romance of the...
View ArticleDog Hotel Mobile Free-to-Play Review — Man’s Best Friend just got Friendlier
1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: You don’t need to pay to have a best friend. My review guidelines. You’ve got several acres of prime ocean-front real estate,...
View ArticleAge of Sparta Mobile Game Review — the Stone Age of F2Ps
1) Game Experience: Low 2) Game Value: Medium 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Let’s enter a new Age, please. My Review Guidelines. Gameloft is a machine. They churn out mobile games like Rovio churns out...
View ArticleMilitary Masters Mobile Video Game Review — I miss the Cold War….
1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Fight On, but don’t let the arms race collapse your personal Berlin Wall Here are my Review Guidelines. I’m all for Cold War era...
View ArticleSick Bricks Mobile F2P Game Review — Character Beaming, greatest invention...
1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Beam me up! My review guidelines are here. Character Beaming has to be the greatest invention since…LEGO. Sick Bricks, the toy,...
View ArticleFallout Shelter Review (F2P on Mobile) — Nuclear Holocaust is FUN!
1) Game Experience: Very High 2) Game Value: Very High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: F2P of the Year! I used to have a fallout fantasy. A nuclear holocaust, an underground bunker, and nothing to do but...
View ArticleThe Path to Luma Review — Fighting pollution is fun…until it isn’t
Game Experience: Medium Game Value: Medium Quiche’s Recommendation: Give it a go! In The Path to Luma, your mission is to clean. You bounce from planet to planet, reviving each polluted and dying world...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Road to Survival Review — Fun zombie-hunting, but zombies...
1) Game Experience: Medium 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: A shotgun is more effective against a zombie than a cue stick. All I know about The Walking Dead comics is that Rick loses his...
View ArticleKill Me Again Infectors Review — NEVER walk backwards in a Zombie-infested...
Game Experience: Low Game Value: Low Quiche’s Recommendation: Wanna whack zombies? Play Walking Dead Road to Survival instead. How many more zombie-whackers do we need? Never enough, I guess. Here’s...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead No Man’s Land Review — Use your brain, don’t serve it for...
1) Game Experience: Medium 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Solid zombie-bashing good time Tie-in F2Ps usually guarantee two things: ads and terrible gameplay. The Walking Dead No Man’s...
View ArticleStar Wars: Galaxy of Heroes Review — The Force is with you…and your mobile...
Game Experience: High Game Value: High Total Score: 6 out of 6 Quiche’s Recommendation: This IS the F2P you’re looking for…. As F2Ps go, doesn’t get much better than Madden Mobile. But another mobiler...
View ArticleTap Tycoon Review — Real Cash for Fake Cash?
Game Experience: Low Game Value: Medium Total Score: 3 out of 6 Quiche’s Recommendation: More fun ways to make money… Let’s make more money! No, that’s not a New Year’s resolution, it’s Tap Tycoon,...
View ArticleFishing Break Review — The best fishing F2P ever made?
Game Experience: High Game Value: High Total Score: 100% Quiche’s Recommendation: Free fishing? What are you waiting for? Download now! Nothing beats fishing, even if it’s on your phone. Relax,...
View ArticleRogue One: A Star Wars Story — Here’s what’s wrong with Rogue One
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is a highly entertaining, fan-serving, and re-watchable addition to the Star Wars canon. But it’s got some problems. Mainly, it needed to either scale-down or scale-up,...
View ArticleFire Emblem Heroes Review — Squishy Characters Good, Daily Downloads Bad
Game Experience: Medium Game Value: Medium Total Score: 67 out of 100 Quiche’s Recommendation: Figure out the download issue and this will be 100 out of 100. The Fire Emblem mobile spin-off is a good...
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